Smurf 1: I saw you leaving with Smurfette Smurf 1: Didja have a good time last night? and then i think to myself, my god! Wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?" Uh.i, uh, sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult.
and it's not so much that i want to kill her, it's just.I want her not to be alive.anymore. frankly i like the yolks, I - I - I don't- I have no problem, it's just there's always been a lot of tension between lois and me. It, it wasn't even about the eggs really. Ollie Williams, Quohog News Weatherman with the Black-U-Weather Forecast: "IT'S GON' RAIN!" My wee has been stricken with Rigor Mortis!! Peter: I tried finding my creativity like you said. BUT NO PICKLES! OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES! Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE! I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once! I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. "If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area and would like tickets to Hitler, call 213 - DU WERDEST EIN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN" "No, Brian, it's a foreign car, the T is silent." - Peter "Uh, Peter, there's a T in there, that says Audit." - Brian I'm getting a car!." - Peter opening an envelope Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?īrian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance. Stewie: "Can I count to 3? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a 5th grade level." Stewie: "Oh, Indeed I can." *pulls out laser gun* "ONE. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda, well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?" Stewie: "Don't toy with me, Ernie, I've already dispatched with Mr. Phone: "Do you know what sound a cow makes?" Lois: "Awww, look at stewie, isn't he adorable playing with his seseme street phone?" So her fairy god TOILET turned a pumpkin into a FANNY and sent her off to the POOP! ahaHAHAahHA! Oh my, how ruthlessly abSURD! Stewie: Alright Rupert, are you ready to hear our MADLIB? Cinderella had three wicked step-WATERMELLONS who were very SMELLY to her. Hehehe, we have a thread going like this at CAD.
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